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Friday, November 16, 2007

Lady Liberty's Welcoming Message

Huffington Post blogger Ian Gurvitz thinks we need a new motto for the plaque affixed to the Statue Of Liberty. Here are a few of his suggestions:

"Thank you for your interest in the United States of America. Unfortunately, at the moment we're not seeing any new people. Leave your resume with the receptionist and we'll get back to you should our staffing needs change."

"Keep your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Send us your supermodels and soccer players. Ok, keep the soccer players."

"Light of freedom, my ass. It's a blowtorch. So just turn the boat around..."

My suggestion:

"America, the land of the manipulated and the home of the yahoos. Enter at your own risk."


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